meDical cHeck Up

tOday, i went tO hOsptal tElUk iNtan to do my medcal check up..i went there with my mom my angah n oUr cUtie baby lina=) oVerall is ok..bUt in a cerTain section wAs qUite fUnny tHen.

BiLik 11

blood test

tAking bLood tEst!! kind of sCared at first..bUt it sUddenly dissApear whEn the nUrse asK me;

nurse: nak belajar kat maner nie?

me: Kolej MARA Banting (pOlitely n hUmble i answered=P)

nurse: b4 ni skOlah maner?

me: MRSM Taiping..

nurse: hari tu spm dapat berapa..

me: alhamdulillah str8 As..tapi ader satu A2

nurse: ape yg A2?

me: BM=) senYum ala ala moNyet gUe...

nUrse: huh?ni yang nak kena nie..ade ke BM A2..ni nanti dah pegi oVerC x reti ckap melayu plak...

me: eyh x dela mak cik...insyAAllah x tepesong kOt...

pastu ader la lagii yang kitorg sembng...best jgak la...m.cik tu tnYa sanggp ke nak jadi doctor n bla la bla

then check mata...perfectly ok=) with spect of cOurse..bak kater mak cik tu kalau awak x pkai spect cOnfirm la awak x nmpak...hahahaha

gambar hiasan

after that went tO x-ray department...hUh this dprtment r very fUnny then...i give my medcal check up form to the cOunter..n the attendance asked me tO wait...i wait la..then another attendance bRing me tO bilik persalinan..he asked me tO changed my cLothes..n take off my necklace..then i enterd the xray rOom..in that room there were the attendence that bring me tO bilik persalinan n anOther attendant.they argUed aBout my medical report..one attendant said they cant give medical report to me..bcOz its just for police, sOldier n overseas students...after that the attendants at the cOunter enter tHat rOom..he said that i will stUdy at Kolej MARA Banting...OMG they still dOnt understand it..they still said that they cant give xray report tO me...after that i said ....

me: sayer ni oversea program la...

they: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeker...(serentak diorg ckap)..kenapa la x ckap awal2...

hahahahaahahaha...camner sayer nak ckap pak cik2 oii..dah kOrg x tnya...=)

then mcam2 la diOrg tNya...sKolah kat mner la..ape2 la...

pastu diOrg siap tUlis kat envelope xray tu OVERSEAS! hahahaha mcam first class la plak...xD hehehehe..ok la tue..at least adEr jGak anaK meLayu yang akan menGharUmkan namer MELAYU dipersada dUnia..insyaAllah=) wink2

then i went tO the lab tO make urine test!!!then i pee ok=) i repeat PEE=P hahaha..

overall my medical check up is very fascinating ok!! wHo said tHat the staff there are unfriendly!!!i denied it ok...they are sOoo soOoo kind n friendly n n helpful tOooo....

lingering...

i'm sOry coz not updating my blog for such few days i guess...theres some technically prob happened=)
everything are all the same everyday...im very excited tO start learning back=) wink..even i know there will be sOme trOuble waiting for me in order to gain success=)..insyAallah i will solve this challenge with fying cOlours=P hahaha..insyaAllah..
by the waY,yesterday im editing some picture..n i post it to someone..
so to whom that may concern..if u received this picyure with a card i hOpe yOu will keep it n save it ok=)..lOve u guys sO much...n fOr thOse that wHo dOes not receive this pictur u will save it in yOur cOmputer..jUst take it..i dont mint thOugh=)

senja yang begitu indah

Yesterday was a very fascinating day for me…aku,angah n alang ikut ibu dan rakan sejawatnyer masuk kwasan padi..time tu lebih krang 6.30 petg kot…diorang nAk pasang prangkap uLat..sebabnyer sekarang ni virus yang sangat bahaya telah menyerang pokok padi..virUs ni di bawa oleh sejenis insects yg bernama Bena Hijau..kecik je die ni..vIrus ini telah menular di bahagian utara perak seperti Kerian-Sg.Manik dan Bota..sO,for safety precaution diOrg pasang perangkap ulat ini kat sawah bahagian Seberang Perak which is under control of my mOm…ulat ni suKa menghirup(hirup ke hisap eyh..ape2 jela) batang padi yang lembUt..sO klau pOkok padi yang masih muda tu biLer btang nyer di hisap,,means that ‘nUtrition dlm tu or maybe xylem and pHloem dier bocor kea per ke disebabkn bena hijau nie dh hisap vessel tu kan…”(hypothesis sndiri ni)..sO,based on my mOm explanation,the paddy plant growth will be retarded..n the pAddy plant will nOt produce rice…sO..means tHat oUr cOutry will lack of rice…!!!see that!!?hOw serious it is??? Itu menimbulkan persoalan dlam minda ku yang dah lamer berkarat dek cUti yang lamer n sUdah berbulan rasenyer x mengasah minda ini utk berfikir..hehe...knapa x masuk berita yer??haha..mAybe sebab x membahyakn manusia kot..tapi..hmm biarjela ia menjadi persoalan..

Back tO my story!!iwe went to the paddy field bY car..there were 6 cars..3 kereta jabatan, 3 kereta sendiri..my mom went there bY our own car..kreta yang memg dikhaskn untk masuk kawasn je(KANCIL=p) haha…bOs naik kreta kancil..ape kes?jimat minyak..nnti nk claim allowance untung skit..sebab nnti claim kereta waja pnya duit minYk…hhehe fOrget it…sO kitorg masuk la kwasan..aku n kakk2 ku excited la..siap pkai sneakers lagi…b4 tu sapu dulu minyak TYT kat kaki n tangan..takut kena gigit pajat n nYamuk..hahaha..pastu pkai sOcks n pkai la kasut…aku??siap pkai kasut NIKE lagi…haha sjer je..tu je yg dapt di grab..sO pkai jela..time tu kelam kabut sebab aku berebut ngan angah nak dUduk depan…haha..sO kitorg tgok la pekerja2 tu pasg perangkap uLat tu..ader besi yg mcam jam pasir yg half tu..pastu lampu,bateri kereta n plastic bag of course…aku?ape lagi menjalankn tugas ku men’snap’ gmbr2 mereka…diOrg siap pesan lagi..”adik,tgkp bnyk2 skit eyh.. bie bUkti buat overtime nie’’..hahaha..ok2..memg bNyk pun aku tgkp..

There are 5 instrument yg kena set up..so bNyk tempt ah kena pegi..time tu lalu la depn kedai2 mkan yang petani2 selalu lepak…summer tekejut tgok bNyk gler kereta jabatan lalu ni,,sO ibu pun behenti la..ckap nk pasg perangkp ulat..pastu time tgh pasg2 tue..(time tu dh gelap) ader la satu motor ni dtg…”knapa ni??’ maybe die ingt ader pembunuhn kt dlm sawah ni kan??hahaaha..semuA org pelik...bnYk kali la org datng tnya kitorg buat per..mEsti la pelik..mner ader org keja malam2 bUta kan..haha...itulah lumrah bekerja kan..demi menyelamatkn industri padi negara..huahuahua..hbis letak perngkp tu lebih kurg 8.30 kot…pastu balik ofis..ader dinner..diorg sembhyng sumer..kitorg adik berdik yg menyibuk ni balik la rumah..rumah ngn pejbat dekat je…kiTorg mals la nK jOin diog makn..taKot x cuKup..haha..naik rumah..semhyng sUmer,,,mandi?belum lagi…jap lg nak oVertime lagi..hahahaha…dlm pkul 10.30 tu ibU call…pastu kitorg pUn trun ah dri ruMah n then jOin the club..nk amik balik perngkp tu kitorg berpecah..

Taraaaa..bnYk nyer uLat dh msuk perngkp…OMg…bena perang suDah sampai di kawsan ini…sah la..ibu ckap ni kena buat kawalan segera ni..kena bAgi taklimat tergempar pada petani2…disebabkn bena perang ni kecik jerk an..so, ader pak cik ni pkai kanta pembesar..sO aku tgkp la gmbr pak cik tu tgh pkai kanta pembesar,,pastu aku siap pinjam lagi kat pak cik tu..hahaha nk tgok lebih dkt mcam mana rupanya pemusnah alam ni..alam ke??hahaha ksian la ulat tu..tuka ayat..penyebab mnusia akan kebuluran?hahaha…xkisah la…pastu pakcik tu gelak ngan teletah ku membelek ulat tu pkai magnifying glass..die ckap “minat yer kamu pasal benda2 nie?” hahaha..mesti la minat..its really interesting though…so lepas kutip2 tu semua balik la ke ofis balik..aku pUn gatal kaki iKot jgak kepejbt…snap2 gmbr..pak gUard ofis tu pUn jOin skali tGok uLat tue…pastu bersurai..aku pUn mandi lah bersama milk bath Johnson yg sgt wangi…pastu online jap..then tdO!!!the end!!!

P/S: uLat2 tu akan dihantar ke putrajaya hari ini utk di diagnos…dOakan lah, virus ini tidak merebak dgn teruk..kerana jika ianye merebak dgn dahsyat Negara kita akan kekurangan beras…sO sama2 la kiter berdoa!!

sTory frOm fArOuq tO me

this sTory was written by Mr.Farouq Redza Iskandar a.k.a my classmate...dUring SPM preparation.. i reQuested hiM to write a sTory aBout me..bUt he made tHis stOry..oK la..reAlly appreCiate it fArouq!!

It was the last day of school. In all of 11 years I had been a student, I traversed through sad, happy moments, made new friends, lose friends, and that day was the finale. The last paper was physic, it was ok. Suddenly, I felt sad. As I packed my stuff, I had found several times that made me looked back through time. My cubemate tapped my shoulder. We hugged and she left. The world seemed gloomy all of a sudden.
As time slowly trodden past, the dormitory got more quiet and more quiet. Silence fell. I was alone, still packing. The sound of the fan filled each seconds, devouring my insanity along its path. I just want to get back home, safe in my room. Huhh…..
“Normi, could u please help me carry my books?”

I jumped at the instance. I looked back n saw Izzah standing there.
“wOw, you surprised me Izzah!”, said I.
She smiled. Though it wasn’t an hOnest one. She seemed weird in a way, bUt that is Izzah. The weird girl of 512. I followed her to her cube. On the way there, she said she wanted to go to the bathroom to wash her face. So, I continued on alone. I marched slowly passed empty cubicles and empty lockers. Izzah’s cube was at the far end of the wing. Very secluded even in school period. As I came closer, I could hear something soft. A cry, so faint that it was overwhelmed even in the gravelling silence. All of a sudden, my hair started to stand on end. The cry…got louder and louder.. and louder… And louder..
I stood in front of Izzah’s cube. My body felt numb. My eyes caught on something, EVIL. There…..there was….a girl…sitting on Izzah’s bed. She was….hOlding…her..head… Then she looked at me. Her cheeks curled as she smiled. ‘It’ started to laugh… Louder… I stumbled back, slowly. But.. My back touched something. I looked back. My dear friend Izzah.. Now with no hands and no feets..jUst her head and her exposed bloody heart… As my world became darker and darker, I heard it whispered,

“Don’t go back, NorMi!!!stAy with us..we’ll be friends…FOREVER!”

By: fArouq

To: Normi

P.S. mane tau..kalo jadi betol2 ke?hahaha

kureng pNya fArouq!!!bUt lucky me.mY parents came b4 i finishe my lasrt paper..n i was not stAy alOne in the hOstel bY that time=)

A GOOD LISTENER?

am i a gOod listener???!!

dOnt thInk sO..bUt sOmetimes feel sO..!

listen to someone's pRoblem seems like learning to be grateful..learning to solve the prOblem..

n also learning to aVoid the prOblem so that it will nOt coming to you xD haha...

hehe nO la..

actUally..

i dont mind being a good listener!!seriOus..

i was also did this part time jOb dUring my leisure time!!haha..

especially in hostel la of cOurse...

im prOud to be a gOOd listner to someOne..

it sHows tHat there is/are trust in her/his/their heart on me=)

tHat is what i want..

i dont want to be the apple of the eyes to them..

bUt

if im appreciated by them is an extra for me then...haha

to whOm that may cOncern( the person wHo alwayz sHare tHeir pRoblemo wiTh me..)

tHanx 4 cHoosing me as yOur friend-to share yOur problem with or yOur problem sOlver ..

fOr me...

that is whAt friends are...

bitter+sweet+tasteless=F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

bUat baik seLaloo yer

iBu sAya seorang pegawai pertanian yang dikhususkan uNtuk menjaGa hal eHwal padi..sO kalau kOrg nk kElentOng kAt iBu pasal paDi..u r death!!!hahahaha..bOss iBu sayer pun memg seLaloo rUjuk kat iBu sayer..biasa la org dh berpengalaman...pegawai atasan dAri putrajaya pun seLaloo aRahkan iBu bUat mcam2..cOntohnyer, bUlan jNuari hAri tu, org pUtrajAya arahkn iBu bagi taklimat GPS kepada peGawai perTanian di SARAWAK!!!tu yang sAye join tHe cLub iKot fly to sArawak=) semiNggu tu...laGi satu yang saya bangga tEntang ibu saye ialah die memg tegas n berpendirian tetap...perNah sekali hari tu DatO'Tajudin Abd. Rahman merangkap DUN Pasir Salak(ADUN ke Parlimen eyh=PxsUre la) datang melawat kWsan paDi..at that time pAdi memg ader msalah rumput ke samBau ke ape ntah sAyer pUn x tau..hehe..paStu Dato' tu maRah pegawai pertanian..dier ckap pegwai makan gaji buta la x buat kejer la...ibu sayer aper lagii..mesti ah bengang kan..oRang dh penat lelah keje..masuk kawsan padi tengah2 panas..kena naik putrjaya sebUlan ntah berpa kali nk hntr laporan...die wakil rakyat aper tau!!cakap pAndai boleh la..buat tGok..huahuahua..lebih kUrng camtu ah iBu sayer lawan Dato'tajudin tu..tersentap dier..hahahaha....pastu hari tu dato' tajudin sembang ngAn bOs mak saYer..(hajah faizah @ tim.pengarah pertanian neg.perak)..dier tnya..lebIh kUrang cam ni ah ayat dier..."saper namer pegawai u yang bertugas kat seberang perak tu?berani yer dia lawan i ckap...I SUKA PEGAWAI MCAM TU!!Normah tu bagus..walaupun dia ada diploma saja tapi skill n knowledge die mcam org ader master=) ooo man..sUch a good cOmpliment Dato'..By the way friend,Dato' tajudin tu ader master tau..aku memg respect samer dier..hahaha

ok ok ok..sebenarnyer sayer nk cerita pAsal aper saya buat hari ni..petang tadi iBu ckap dia nAk masuk kAwasan..nAk bAgi ceRamah kat peTani2..sayer ni walaupun tGah demam terAsa bosn la pLak..so i decided tO follow her..so iKut la..sMpai je kat deWan tu sMua oRg tGok kitOrg..ibU mAsuk iKut piNtu depan..sAyer ngan kaKak sayer mSuk iKut piNtu belKang...pasTu ader m.cik tu suruh pegi dUduk kat depan sekali jOin pegawai2 pertanian yg lain...tp kitOrg refUse..(baik betOl diOrg)..leps beberpa minit peNgerusi majlis jemPut iBu bg cerAmah..wah wah wah...sMart nyer bGi cerAMh...sayer tgOk petani2 tu semua memberi kan tumpuan yang penUh...hahaha mcam ckgu tgh ajAr murid2...hehehe..iBu memg penah jadi lecturer kat institut pertanian...sO no woNder la u look exactly like a lecturer=)hehehe..bAru2 ni iBu kena panggil utk mesyuarat tergempar!ader virus teruk menyerang pOkok padi..hahaha ibu ckap x masuk berita seBb x bahayakn manusia..tapi viRus ni jUga akan memberikan kesan kepada manusia apabila jUmlah beras di MALAYSIA berkurang disebabkan virus ini membuatkan pokok padi tidak mengasilkan beras...hehehe pOkok padi pun ader viRus ooo...dviRus ni dah merebak di Kerian,parit buntar,n kawasan bOta...sO die mungkin akan datang ke kawasan Seb.Perak...n seperti demam denggi yang dibawa oleh sejenis serangga ianitu nyamuk, virus ini juga di bawa oleh sejenis serangga bernama ***hehehe ape yer??dh lupa la..nnti sya tnYa ibu...hahahaha hAbis je ceramah tU sesi sOal jawb plak..mcam2 diOrg tNya..best plak sYa tGok kerja nGan oRg kampung...laGi saTu diOrg ni peMurah...rUmah sayer kalau musim buah2an memg x bOleh x der buah2an kat depan pintu..xtau saper pagi=)hehehe baikkan mereka

ibu selalu ckap..kiter sebagai pegawai x boleh sombong dengan petani..selaluu kalau pegwai2 ni x mau kawan ngan org kampung...iBu sayer x kisah pun..kalau diOrg jemput ke majlis perkahwinan mesti iBu pergi..pastu cOnfirm DJ org kawin tu akn announce kedatangan pegawai pertanian iaitu Pn.normah dan keluarga...hahahaha..makanan jgn ckap la..hehe mesti dapt special..klau org dpt air sirap kitorg dapt air bandung..hehehe..sO conclussion nyer bUat baik di balas baik...bUat jahat Org x layan..huahuahuahua...oK la..nak manDi..bUsuk la...deWan tu tadi panas..kipas kat depn..org dok belakg xder kipas..so a bit paNas la...k la daaaa

peruTku dAh bUncit!!

bAru bALik dARi hOspital..tGok k.yam @ penGasuh anak sEdara akU yg x Boleh kenCing hAri tu..in tHat wArd aDer peNimbNg bErat..sO i tOok tHe cOurage to go to thAt tHing n sTand on it....

OH MY GoSH!!!!!

AkU dAH GEMOK!!!!!WAAA......

UIyOO..NaIK 5 kilo kOwt..hUua(cRying ni)...aDoyai...kEnapa la iBu masak sedaP2..klau dLu ddOk hOstel mkan nasi seHari seKali je..kAt rumH nasi dua kali sehAri..tU belOm masuk rOund kedua..huahuahuahua..gEmoknyer aku,....

aDoi..im fever!!!!